While serving homemade Chicken and Rice soup:
Haydn: Mom, is this soup healthy?
Me: Of course it is, I made it from scratch.
Haydn: Oh, I know what 'scratch' means. It means you got it from the internet.
Me (trying not to laugh): Well, no not exactly. It means I made it without any pre-packaged stuff. I made everything that goes into it.
And this is the part where Greyson, who was busy slurping his soup, looks up with round eyes: You made this chicken?!