Is having a dad who owns a tractor. And when dad brings that tractor home and digs large holes in the yard, he lets you watch.And after he's done digging the holes, he lets you help him spray the dirt with a hose.
And when dad's not looking, you take a little bath in the mud.
And you use it to cover your body like camo, just to feel it squish between your toes.
And you help your dad with important jobs, like sweeping the walk.
Yep, pretty sure that this is exactly what boy paradise looks like.